fake-penis:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

officialwhitegirls:

people who go into the shower then turn it on are not to be trusted

why the fuck would you turn it on before entering you’re just wasting water wtf

are you okay

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fancynancyadventures:

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baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

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johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

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thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

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